Searching for 'GOD'S' phone number in your contacts?

Did this happen to you ever? After something went grossly wrong in your life you start thinking, "Why me? Why din't you choose something which I could digest and would have liked?"

...and when this feeling takes toll on you.. there comes madness tumbling after, making you do foolish things which would not help you anyways, except for the fact that it makes you feel miserable. 

Now if there is someone who has a question on the credibility of the fact that God exists or not, then sorry, "SPPPAAAARRRREEE MEEE", it would cost you a new post which wouldn't be very catchy by any chance. Lets assume God exists and he has a Cellphone (Why carry a land line when you are the Big Boss, every other bloke has a cellphone!)

Now, if you have a question, and a reason to call him and ask Why me!, then what reply do you expect? He would sit and explain you the dynamics of this would and give you private tuition to tackle with this? What the what! 

He would rather say, "Get off me you sissy, i did the right thing and it can't be better than this if you don't move your butt and do something constructive, I have gotta do other things, what do you think it takes to make people like Bush, Obama,Osama, Marilyn Monroe, Oprah winfrey, Rakhi Sawant!, and of course Sunny Leone... of course not sweet talking to you !!"

Now, people say whatever happens is for the good of the whole world. Dude if its for good then why doesn't this feel good? 

"I fractured both my legs! Yeah it gives me painful sleepless nights and not to forget the bills!! Yes this is awesome and I am really enjoying it! " - Jerk! You were drunk and driving, you should be happy you are alive.

"My girlfriend of 10 years dumped me and has moved on! She fell in love with someone else and is getting married in a week1 Yes this feels really good! " - You were cheating upon her for the past 2 years, duh!

"I flunked!"- You didn't study!

"Got fired, worked so hard, my boss is an ass"- Liar liar, pants on fire.

God doesn't owe any explanation to anyone out here, we come to this world, do our Karma and that is what decides the course of our life. Instead of cribbing about what it could be, we should wonder what it can be? Life is too short to regret, so better forget. Never get drowned in the pool of "If only's" and "It could be",  the disheartening things going on with you, they are all northern stars that point you straight towards your destiny which is the best it can be. No one would get anything before the destined time, or more than destiny... so just smile at your problems and make them feel miserable , of course they happened to you so they are a part of your life... but don't make them part of your daily life, what has passed is just your past. And it isn't your present or future because it did not deserve.  

What my Dell Vostro laptop went through...

"I am called Vostro 3450, new product of Dell- yes that's what I am. If you talk about my features then they range from decent to impressive sometimes. The 14 inch HD anti-glare screen, configuration, everything... i can be called a very decent Laptop. Things were good, if I start my story then i must first tell you that a lady owns me. She likes me as I am sleek and trendy. Windows7 keeps her happier. She does some rigorous course lord knows what bullshit she does, she needs me 24X7, what happens to her without me would be enumerated soon. 

Things were good, she put a pink bow shaped sticker on me - just to tell everyone that she owns me and no one gets confused- other brothers and sisters of mine are also present in the same class with different owners. Things were good, I cooperated with her during every presentation, web surf, movie, songs, games, software installation, pictures, videos, camera and what not. 

One day i could see some disappointment on her face while she was clicking her pictures ... my camera had some issues. She was sad but soon she moved on... after all she is too busy to worry about a camera. I am also comfortable now that she is OK . A couple of weeks ago, she was carrying me in her hands... doesn't like the bag she got from college for me. Suddenly she started adjusting her hair and BANG! I slipped off her hand and fell with a huge thump! This lady...  was initially awfully nervous because she thought this is it.. this was my end... after all she spends more than 2/3rd of her life with me and so... likes me... or I feel sometimes she loves me. She picked me up and checked if all my keys were working or not. I looked impressively healthy even after the great fall and she was happy. Next day she discovered my actual condition when it was nearly impossible to shut me properly. You can see in the picture that my intestines and knee joint can be seen from outside. The screen locks are broken and due to that damage more damage is caused every day. Now the young lady is scared of touching me, What fault does she have- I look so vulnerable....

Its not that she did not try, she is concerned about my condition, she calls the Dell customer care almost every alternate day. She even bunked a class for me as the timings aren't suitable for doing such things leisurely. 3-4 or even 8, whatever it takes she talks to that many experts but no use. They say I don't have full warranty (which is bullshit! I know I have full cover, but can't tell them out loud) 

She still tries everyday, and I still am in the damaged condition. A female Laptop, with a pink sticker, and a loving look with scars allover like they had shown in the movie Gajini. 

Happy moments do not last everyday, just a couple of months back I was hail and hearty... now I am "Table ridden". We never know when life ends, when changes or when gets complicated... I never expected this would happen to me, neither did my owner... but it happened, all of a sudden in a fraction of second. Life is too short to think twice, too expensive to waste and too good to be true sometimes. But it does not last always... Try and enjoy every moment of your life like its the last... do all the things you want to do. Time is short and we do not have time to give opportunity to critical comments from general public to overcome what we really want. Do not clutter your minds, they are meant to work and not to stand still jam packed. Take care of yourself and your insurances... else you may also end up like me... not knowing if you ever improve...  Pay attention to it else you would repent not giving yourself the chance to enjoy your good life.... and regarding the loop-holes... After all perfection is boring, isn't it? :)

... and the first story is about connecting the dots.

Yes this post is very much inspired and influenced by the wonderful speech of The influential pioneer of the personal computer revolution, none other than Steve jobs...

In this speech he has told us how his curiousity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on, how a calligraphy class which looked interesting to him once helped him one day while designing the first Macintosh computer- To make it the first computer with beautiful typography.

To be very frank, I wasn't very much interested in what Mr. Steve Jobs did or was doing, not before his death. It was then that I realized what the world saw and what the world had lost. Couldn't forgive my ignorance and disinterest which kept me from noticing how this man has influenced my life and what importance his words would have for me someday. Everyday we meet different situations, see different people, commit mistakes, do great things, create wonderful stuffs... but we never notice how one thing has led to another. Life leaves us with unending dots, inexplicable and intriguing...

But its always good to connect dots, and have hopes in the dots of our life. Dots do not mean "The end"

They actually mean we can start (or connect) a new continuation from them. They say how we can make a new history out of the unfinished. While writing this post I feel really touched to see how the dots in my life got connected to a beautiful story and how I was ignorant of it... till I was told. 

Friends, we never know what happens tomorrow, we are mere mortals, but once we know what we want to do, we become the one to bring the change this world needs. What do we have? Just hopes... and the will power to make our hopes materialize.

There is no point cribbing about things we don't have, we should rather be happy about what we have and what we got. Every thing is beautiful and historical in this world, provided you see it like that. Never worry about the things which you cannot help, never see what pains you suffered... be happy about what you were taught by them. Learn to connect The Dots... :)  

Some extracts from a diary.......

"The wise man to whom pain and pleasure are alike and who is not tormented by the worldly contacts, becomes eligible for immortality"


These unchallengeable quotes have been recompiled on every page of my diary from "The Gita"- the ultimate and supreme. But me being a mere mortal- a 21 year old,  couldn't help wondering for a little more than 45 minutes.....that... how can i feel pain and pleasure in the same way? At least the mind set which i am in has to drift towards insanity to experience this! And - pain and pleasure being the same, seems like a condition required for immortality. Now this whole idea is about immortality, ain't it? Being alive and sound for years huh? If i am not wrong..... c'mon who wants to be immortal these days? We save for one life, we wish just one life, we love for one life, we dream of one life... live, love, laugh. And one day when time comes, time when we are done with all our responsibilities... it ends.  
And on a different note, if this "mehengai" continues and if i become immortal then one day i would be the poorest human being alive...robbed off every penny!!! One should be thankful i am not immortal, else this blog may become a smelly manuscript filled with the terror of an unending life!!! This whole story of stoicism isn't my game at all.........But i wish every one in this world good luck for their lives so that they can make it worth a life time even better than immortality!!!
GUD LUCK!!!

Mockery..........eh??? huh...

You are trying to manipulate me........i know...obviously...
Yeah, its true u don't expect i would, but i do...
But you are the manipulation king yeh??...nah nah!!
coz if not me then no nobody has the insanity to believe u....rite??
c'mon babes i am easy enough....i will help you fool me....trust me not....
Use your time in styling yourself....may be someday someone will fall for you...
But no no no way me.....its been a while that i have been trying to kick you out of here....
So beware......if it happens again then the scene wouldn't be pleasant for you.....
but amusing for me forsure....
Yeah yeah......coz i am gonna stick with my mockery as it is fun to be it.......


-From the heart of a girl who is my friend as well who was fed up wannabesssss trying to impress her...
ROFLMAO

THE SNOWFALL

Hey everyone........
Its 9th jan 2011....and i m with my parents and enjoying the snowfall.....
Nature has its own peculiar beauty, sometimes its snowing, sometimes not.......sometimes raining, sometimes not.......but all we know is its nature-the inevitable.
But the question is, why can't it be comfortable all the time?? why not warm and easy going??

Its cause perfection is monotonous, flawlessness is desired all the time everywhere, but we rarely reach there and those who are close enough are named  "The Bench mark". yeah thats what we call it, aint it? the level we always want to reach. But isn't that boring?? No mistake never.....i feel its boring. Imagine seeing everything in perfect shape all the time, we won't need to make efforts to make up for the missing bits, and if we won't make efforts there would be no variation. Yes....man is designed to react differently in different situations......and the way we react defines our personality, the flaws and plus points of ours summed up together. If comfort zone becomes uniform and situations are always easy going, we all will act, look, see, believe and make the same things in the very same ways. Life won't have any variety and it would miss out on the sheen it has.
Thats why God has involved variations necessary in the world- these changes bring out the need to be different in every facet of life......

It cannot be comfortable all the time, come out of your comfort zone to see the new world which may either be harsh or subtle or soft.........to bring out the best from you for good......

good nite all....